A Woman's (REAL) Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord, my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And lift my butt before it sags
Please no age spots
Please no grey
And as for my belly
Please take it away
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young
And thank you God for all that you've done!!

For any woman that has gone through child bearing , pregnancy, weaning, sleepness nights and all , i feel your pain. We can only remember to say this prayer every now and again, the whole process cannot be helped but a bit of tuck and nip will do the job. I listened to both of my saggy boobs as they said to each other" if we dont get some support soon people will think we are nuts". Did i hear that or am i getting paranoid!