WHEN GIRLS SAY HI THEY GET HIGH

Women do love chatting a lot, it seems and there is a scientific explanation. Researchers believe females get a natural high from the gossip.
And, while men think about sex every 52 seconds,it crosses a woman's brain only once a day on average.
A woman will speak 20,000 words in an average day compared with just 7,000 for men this is from The Female Brain. This is because they have - women have larger cortexes in their brains than men. When a woman's cortex is stimulated by conversation, it sends a rush of chemical which acts as anatural" high" for the body. Men do not get the same rush from chatting and their brains are set up to think about sex more regularly, further bad news for men- women's brains are also better at remembering arguments, claims a professor in california.
this claims and scientific explanation gives me a full knowledge of why men even after a hard day's work will still want sex before and after dinner... men abi i lie? to think a man will think of sex every 52 secs mot even every minute abeg my professors how can we- the females help nature.
I comot today go see wetin the world dey do and to start xmas shopping na ehm i i jam one bobo for bus wey think say i be small girl con dey toast me. I look the guy finish i no know wetin i go talk, just had to tell him i got meself three men in my life already that need my attention full on. The guy say e no mind to join them as my hips look like e fit take all the work na ehm i bring out my left hand show am the rock and band( my shark and poison) ask am whether o ti ku ri? con tell am say if he no wan die make e jus leave me alone abi na sin to get african hips and butt? ejo e bami bi bobo odensin yi o! i just get up go another seat go do my shopping list for my darling, my lovely boys and beautiful daughter wetin woman for do!

i miss my identity

Na wa o! I cant seem to find anything else to do to make up for my lack of friends and work. All i do day in day out, is take of my little darlings and go shopping am beginning to loose my identity!! I had a discussion with this chinko woman that has a son at my baby's nursery and all we talk 'bout was food and chinese eatries. Na this one kon make me think i bin dey loose touch i need to get me self a job in the newyear or enroll for college make i start to build some connection with the world out there. Husby's bro never come as he promised i for don waka comot go look for deals.......men can be abit unreliable. I suppose take stock of wetin i don achieve this year but fear no gree me and na the only way i go fit correct my mistakes be that. Still planning to go Nija next year but damn only God sabi wetin go sele for that obodo Nigeria after elections next year, atleast i go try go see my pple before the idigbo period. I don miss my sisters and T my friend i hope say she don tone down her make-up disaster ( i mean disaster) she is one of those girls who go the extra mile with black eye pencils and eyebrows!anyways i still miss my gurrl. My paddy J dey go lagos for xmas, i can only envy her gone are the days when babe fit do as i please now i got to pack for three babies and husby how for do man go survive.

HIV

Reading articles about HIV and AIDS in Nija/ Africa just makes me feel sad, i mean why are pple suffering due to lack of information. It is seen as an abormination to talk talk about SEX and CONTRACEPTIVES. People( especially those of the older generation), think anyone that talks the talk sure does the walk meaning if you talk bout sex openly you sure have to be active. This is a misconception and i believe we all need to arm ourselves with the truth depending on the way we see it. I remember my growing up days where my mum, bless her could not talk to my sisters about girls developing into women, the whole cycle was ttoo much for her to handle but believe my dad did his best to buy us books to read and ask questions. My dear mum would go behind me reading my diaries and sniffing thru my stuff!!! meeen that would always send me fricking mad, but it never gave me the info i needed on how to handle guys and all. I hope i'll be better with my only baby girl.
I remember when i was preggy and i asked to have the tests done i swear i could have lost the babies cos of the tension before the results came thru, i imagined everything and anything at a point i couldnt even sleep but i thank God all that's gone now and i can only hope, pray and try to make pple see why this SEX issue should be discussed in full view. The only way to help the issue is to face it and not shove it under religion. A lot of religious places would help by giving info on it and encouraging pple to speak up, marriages are packing 'cos of sex issues but no one is addressing these( the husby likes it a certain way, the wifey doesnt know how abeg ask from fellow humans don die in silence) make i rest me hands and mouth here biko, but i do hope to get a crusade going real soon......

WIFEY

Some days back my husby and i had a hot discussion about a family member and his wifey, topic of discussion was" has the meaning of love changed"?
Husby: wasup with O's wifey?
Lolita: as in......!
Husby: why cant she be on the same page with O?, why does she spend all his money on nothing while the poor guy just keeps slaving off over here-cold or not?
Lolita: she's too shallow minded to know when to spend and her husby self no help matters , he feels gulity to be here while his family are back in Nija. He thinks when he gives her all her demands then he's making up for not being with them.
Husby: but the guy isnt getting young anymore, he's still working all odd jobs and hours to make ends meet yet he does so many dodgy stuff to even keep this lady happy but when he visits home wifey no go even try satisfy the guy( food or otherwise).
Lolita: i no blame the lady ojare, if you see alaru dale, mugu, ode,free machine/kalokalo you no go grab with both hands? he's just a money making machine to her and unfortunate father of her kids.
Husby: i hope she knows that if she spends all he makes now without investing for her kids, on day they'll both wake up and find that they've grown older and gburu/ odd jobs cant give them the life they want!
Lolita: i've tried to talk to her bout her spending spree but she seems to think O should keep herself, her extended family and her kids happy in that other before he can think bout himself!!!
I really do feel sorry for the guy because he really thinks his wife should know better as per church worker/ christian woman with christian friends but that isnt the case. I cant see why this lady feels the need to be like her friends and be decked up in clothes which dont look good on her( am not the only one that thinks so) she tries her damnest best but it aint her. Its a long time since i saw her, but her husby who just got back complained bitterly bout her wasteful ways and so many other stuff i feel moved to give her a call and hope i meet her brain in her head and not somewhere like her feet. Abi my fellow women what say you about wifey and O?

MY LIFE

I woke up this morning not very sure how to face a new day, so , i started by thanking God for all the wonderful people i have in MY LIFE. I can't seem to thank him enough as i remember my very encouraging dad, my always nagging mum, my beautiful and understanding sisters, my one and only biological brother- ever peaceful. That phase of my life has led unto a bigger and extremely joyful and blissful marriage with the most amazing MAN, a union of friendship, of joy, understanding, communication, respect and TOTAL BLISS. My dreams have even been made whole with my lovely babies, L- my ever chatting, loving, smiling baby girl, her twin brothers- T, the cutest baby in the world very mischevious and K- the bully always ready to face anything! bring it on mum!, taking the fall for all that goes wrong. My in-laws where should i start from, my every ready to help sisters-in-law, who have been of tremendous help and support may the good Lordbless you in many ways i can't begin to list. I'll always cherish the girlie times we share and am definitely looking forward to next summer!To all the rest of my husby's fam i saw your the best even though we've had our bad times and settling issues with MAMA at the head of operations is always fun. I'LL SING A SONG UNTO THE LORD FOR ALL HIS MERCIES AND WONDERS, THANK YOU FATHER.

A Woman's (REAL) Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord, my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And lift my butt before it sags
Please no age spots
Please no grey
And as for my belly
Please take it away
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young
And thank you God for all that you've done!!

For any woman that has gone through child bearing , pregnancy, weaning, sleepness nights and all , i feel your pain. We can only remember to say this prayer every now and again, the whole process cannot be helped but a bit of tuck and nip will do the job. I listened to both of my saggy boobs as they said to each other" if we dont get some support soon people will think we are nuts". Did i hear that or am i getting paranoid!